Suitability test
Funny quiz. In case if you can affirmatively answer at least one question, then you must doubt in your playing abilities and poker career. So, You are a bad club poker player if …
- The last thing you hear is “His six is higher, sir”.
- After the deal everybody start discussing your cards assuming what you can have and they’re right in 99% of cases.
- After betting your rivals firstly check whether you are yet in the game or not.
- The guy sitting next to you suddenly starts explaining where the nearest ATM. is
- You order a dollar worth sandwich and when the waitress brings it - you have no money to pay for it.
- A long line of players has formed waiting for a free sit and if you change the table everybody follow you.
- You change seat as far as new vacant seat appears thinking that that seat is luckier.
- You ask dealer to change stock after each deal.
- You steal your child’s lucky amulet to protect or improve your hand.
- You wear a hockey mask to hide emotions.
- “Sir, you have already dropped, but there is one card left for flop!”
- You come back from WC and see that all players and dealer are sitting with cigars and newspapers waiting for you to come back.
- You go to the cash desk to change last money and see how players on your table are getting up and leave.
- You easily equalize bank with Queen and seven of different suite.
- The only things you say during the night are “Good hand”, “Well played” and “More chips!”
- You have a huge pile of chips and you hear that several players admit that chips are in right hands.
- Nobody worries if you occasionally see his cards.
- The dealer advises you regarding better way to play your hand.
- People never stop asking about how you earn for life.
- You start thinking that you must play poker with computer only.
- You look at slots thinking that slots have preponderance of only 15%.
- You wait for some roughly smoking person to sit next to you, because you can’t find another convenient and noble excuse to leave.
- You start thinking about advantages of card games for kids.
- You finally get Flush of diamonds on the last card, rise stakes on and on up to the limit then loudly say “Flush!” and only then notice that there are four diamonds and one heart.
- You meet yesterday’s rivals and they all invite you to join them shouting “Hey! We have a free seat for you!” through all the room.
- You think: “All right, let’s lose another 500 bucks and go home.”